Over-sympathetic Americans seem to have taken quite a liking to the use of infant labor to fill the American workplace. Even in modern times, the population of the United States seems to be well at work constantly producing and nurturing these beings which cannot be described as anything but the ticks and leeches of red-blooded Americans. Let us investigate these infants.
Upon their arrival to this great country, they have taken no means of informing themselves of American values, they know neither our Founding Fathers, nor our constitution, nor our way of life. They speak not a word of English, and show little interest in learning it, and their own tongue seems to be a inferior mismatch of spiteful mumblings and it is quite likely that they speak destruction of Americans and our culture under this linguistic cloak. Although it certainly violates the standards for political correctness, it must be said that they are especially ugly and their appearances border on those of an alien race with their rosy and plump cheeks and bald, large heads.
Perhaps even more importantly, the eventual plans of these infants are to infiltrate the United States and rob faithful Americans of their rightful occupations. In the past we have seen that with each wave of new infants, nearly all of the infant populations ends up with full-employment in the long-run. This robbery is naturally proceeded by parasitism on a massive scale by the new infants. For years, they survive solely on the subsistence of a host family, sometimes against their will, voraciously destroying resources that would certainly be better utilized elsewhere on people who have a real right to be in the United States.
Pliable politicians have given way to the infants' abilities to lobby in the political arena, although luckily these cretins still cannot vote as of yet; the government willingly subsidizes the act of childbirth and child-raising, while state governments waste their money on the education of infants, which is naught but an act which better equips them to shove aside the patriotic American worker and job him of his God-given pay.
I think that at this time it should be considered beyond debate for all concerned Americans that there must be implemented policies to curtail the immigration of infants into our nations. There have been a variety of suggestion, all of which have some merit, and in a sense it would be best to follow the recommendations of all proposals to some degree.
Firstly, some border states have successfully created laws which call for the building of uterine walls which shall disable infants from leaving their homelands. Patriotic American women should be happy to have their freedom expanded by having walls installed in their unmentionables. Those infants who manage to cross into our borders should be immediately be deported to the womb from which they came, even if they are found to have been living in the United States for decades already.
Businesses which are found hiring the cheap and productive labor of infants should be prosecuted or put out of business. Ofttimes greedy businessmen forget that their raison d'etre is not to produce goods, but to employ Americans as an act of charity. Americans will happily pay inflated prices for inferior goods so long as products are built without the filthy hands of infants. Naīve economists and dim analysts seem to trust endlessly the market mechanism, but free trade and movement of the factors of production would inevitably imply that the more productive work of younger people would win out; this cannot be allowed. The law of supply and demand has been a constant burden to the native labor force and should be repealed as soon as possible in the interest of real Americans.